Porta-Party, 2007

      "I can't wait till there's a party - I gotta go right now!"

If you walk around with a party going on inside your head and your just too shy to bust a move in public. Or if you like partying but hate people. Your prayers have been answered.
The "porta-party" is the place you can relieve your need to party it up. Just go inside and plug in.
Is this a statement about isolation or just a fun place to make out and do other scandalous activities?
Who knows, what I do know is it's available for rent at your next party.